Moore writes: "Trump, Pence, top White House officials, key Cabinet members and top Republican leaders in Congress are at a retreat together this weekend at Camp David."
Filmmaker Michael Moore. (photo: Rolling Stone)
Agenda Items for Camp David Retreat
08 January 18
rump, Pence, top White House officials, key Cabinet members and top Republican leaders in Congress are at a retreat together this weekend at Camp David.
AGENDA ITEMS:
1. Opening Prayer for more money, less gays.
2. Pledge of Allegiance to the Republican Party (“PARTY OVER COUNTRY!”).
3. Sing National Anthem https://youtu.be/AOAtz8xWM0w
4. Another prayer, this one for more guns in every home.
5. Decide what part of North Korea to drop A-bomb on (look for a more desolate area; too many dead & burned civilians = bad PR).
6. Grant honorary party membership for Harvey Weinstein and all men currently under attack.
7. Pence power point presentation on gay conversion.
8. White Lives Matter guest speaker Gov. Rick Snyder.
9. Dinner: KFC, McDonald’s Quarter Pounders w/ cheese, Papa John’s meat-lovers pizza.
10. Entertainment: Steve Mnuchin prints REAL money LIVE; plus Fox & Friends perform in a Toby Keith Tribute Band
11. After Dinner Meeting (after Trump goes to bed with the leftover cheeseburgers): Invoke the 25th Amendment, then the men in the white jackets arrive and remove Trump to take him to Bethesda hospital for “observation” — but then for some reason, no one can find Pence! Some question if he ever existed! Ryan then installed until Nov 2018 election when the majority party will take over.
12. One last prayer for less gay fetuses.
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