Borowitz writes: "Casting further doubt on the authenticity of his notorious 'Access Hollywood' tape, Donald J. Trump said on Monday that the voice on the tape was actually that of Hillary Clinton, imitating him."
A screenshot of the Trump 'Access Hollywood' tape. (photo: WP/Getty Images)
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Trump Claims Voice on "Access Hollywood" Tape Is Actually Hillary Clinton Imitating Him
28 November 17
The article below is satire. Andy Borowitz is an American comedian and New York Times-bestselling author who satirizes the news for his column, "The Borowitz Report." 
asting further doubt on the authenticity of his notorious “Access Hollywood” tape, Donald J. Trump said on Monday that the voice on the tape was actually that of Hillary Clinton, imitating him.
“That’s not me on the tape,” he said. “That’s Hillary faking like she is me.”
Trump said that he had a theory to explain how Clinton came up with the infamous “locker-room talk” that appeared on the tape. “It’s so obvious that Bill came up with that,” he said.
Trump added that if the special counsel, Robert Mueller, has any recordings of Trump associates, such as Paul Manafort or Michael Flynn, colluding with Russians, those voices will “probably turn out to belong to Crooked Hillary also.”
“In addition to being evil, Hillary Clinton is a woman of a thousand voices,” he said.
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