Intro: "It looks like Alaska's most famous politician will get her name trademarked after all. Cue the mockery!"
Sarah Palin leads a Tea Party rally in Madison, Wisconsin, 04/16/11. (photo: Narayan Mahon/NYT)
Sarah Palin "Trademark": The Backlash
25 June 11
t looks like Alaska's most famous politician will get her name trademarked after all. Cue the mockery!
Sarah Palin took some ribbing earlier this year for failing to sign an application to trademark her name. But now, after she and daughter Bristol resubmitted their paperwork, and nobody challenged it, the names Sarah Palin and Bristol Palin will be trademarked within three months. Sarah Palin is claiming a trademark for both references to "political issues" online and "educational and entertainment services," including "motivational speaking." Entertainment and politics? Bloggers and the Twitterati couldn't resist such a big target:
Only in America!
"Sarah Palin will soon be making people pay for trying to cash in on her name"? says David Gardner in Britain's Daily Mail. "Unflippingbelievable!"
Totally reasonable
I guess "every great vice presidential candidate-turned-professional public speaker needs a registered trademark attached to their name," says Alistair Murray at his blog. "Such normal people," the Palins.
How was this so easy?
Given how contentious everything about Palin is, "amazingly, nobody seems to have challenged" the trademark application, says Joshua Green at The Atlantic. Regardless, "better hold off on those bootleg Palin T-shirts you were thinking about printing up."
Poor Tina Fey!
Forget merchandise. "I wonder how this will impact Sarah Palin impersonators?" says Chris Menning at Buzzfeed.
At least we know her 2012 plans
Because "you know people who trademark their names for commerce are serious about running for president," tweets The Nation's Ari Melber.
Nice try, haters
Actually, "if Palin is running she just bought herself one powerful weapon against those who want to smear her," says Clifton B. at Another Black Conservative. People who want to write "nasty things" about Palin now have a choice: "Either pay up or they shut down."
Thank goodness she can't trademark nicknames
I get that the Palins are trying to censor their critics, says Gryphen at The Immoral Minority. But "unless Sarah also plans on trademarking 'Granny Grifter,' 'Snowdrift Snooki,' 'The Grizzled Mama,' and 'Klondike Kardashian,'" her war on snark is doomed.
We protest!
And here we were thinking this was just "another dumb-fool thing the Palins would do," says Honolulu Notes. Well, if they think "this means we have to put TM after their name each time we use it," let us be the first to say, "that ain’t happening in the blog-o-sphere, we promise."
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Well, so much better than "She who must be obeyed". Maybe we should get that trademarked?
I've been rather fond of "She Who Appears to be a Moron"
As an English teacher, I must protest: It should be "she whose name is not spoken." (Not "she 'who's' name is not spoken.")
Subsequent recounts by neutral parties have shown that if the recount of the five counties had continued as directed by the state court, Gore would have won in Florida. Some say that a recount of ALL ballots would have given the election to Bush, but the Democrats had only filed petitions to recount five counties ... and Bush lost in all five. The ReTHUGs never filed to recount the other counties.
Can you print and give away a bumper sticker "Vote for Sarah apPalling for President in 2012; The world is going to end anyway!"?
(with apologies to caribou, grannies and chicks)
Don't be so sure. Remember Sen. Bill Scott (R-VA) who was voted dumbest member of the Senate, and promptly called a press conference to deny it?
Well look at it this way, Her name can't be used in history books...which means she will never be remembered! What kind of a moron is she? She just deleted herself out of history! YEAH!
First of all, trademarking the name "Sarah Palin" will do nothing to prevent a mention of her name. It would prevent unauthorized use of her name and image with respect to some printing t-shirts or bumper stickers with her image and name unless she licensed that (e.g. Move On decides they want to make an anti-Palin t-shirt and used a cartoon image of her likeness. She could either license the image, or issue a cease-and-desist and sue for damages if she could prove she was indeed harmed by the t-shirt).
The two classes she trademarked would prevent the above-mentioned example, as well as preventing someone from creating a speaking campaign that specifically references Palin (e.g. Lewis Black starts a comedy tour called "What Sarah Palin is really all about.")
Tina Fey, Jon Stewart, newspaper columnists, the blogosphere—the y all can makes jokes at her expense. Fey can still impersonate her because it falls under fair use and parody and satire as defined under Campbell vs Rose, Acuff. Stewart can make fun of her and bloggers can say whatever (up to the point of libel) thanks to Times vs Sullivan.
Relax, Folks. She and her antics are still fair game.
and they will want their cut.
Her daughter, or perhaps a glance of what we have let evolve is so scary because right on Palin Live you can watch yet another selfish, greedy young person grow into an even more selfish adult. But perhaps she will want to run and skrew mama. Should be fun watching another live reality show evolve, maybe Trump will by the Rights to.
There is something about the Appalling Airhead, wearing what looks to me, a slinky, silver lame top, contrasting sharply against the people behind her that reminds me of a position and space/gesture a queen would make. There is also something about the picture that reminds me of some scene in a movie, of a modern version of A Tale of Two Cities. I really think that the Appalling Airhead from Alaska would mean it when she says, "Let them eat s**t."
Shame on you Glimmer! Think of all those female canines who must bear the humiliation of a S**** P**** associations. THATS CRUELTY TO ANIMALS!:):):): ):):) Gotta like the wolf-killer; that would have been my choice too.
TOUCHE!:):):):) :):):):):)
Or those with a need for a twosome.
Thanks to all contestants for participating in NAME that Dame. Our judges were truly challenged. THE winners are ....
1st place: "She Who Hunts Wolves from Airplanes"
2nd place:"Sarah Failin" -AND- "Sarah-bin-Palin"
3rd place: 'Klondike Kardashian -AND- Snowflake Snooki
Unfortunately, we spent the prize money trademarking these entries.
"the She-Maverick"-many names available for the Tea Party's gifted one.
SP=Stupid Person easy enough
Maybe this will prevent the news from talking about her anymore?
"Palindrone"...I like it!
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