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The report begins: "Sarah Palin insisted Sunday that history was on her side when she claimed that Paul Revere's famous ride was intended to warn both British soldiers and his fellow colonists."

Sarah Palin leaves Fox News Headquarters in New York, 06/01/11. (photo: Reuters)
Sarah Palin leaves Fox News Headquarters in New York, 06/01/11. (photo: Reuters)



Sarah Palin: 'I Didn't Mess Up About Paul Revere'

By Laurie Kellman, Associated Press

05 June 11

 

arah Palin insisted Sunday that history was on her side when she claimed that Paul Revere's famous ride was intended to warn both British soldiers and his fellow colonists.

"You realize that you messed up about Paul Revere, don't you?" "Fox News Sunday" anchor Chris Wallace asked the potential 2012 presidential candidate.

"I didn't mess up about Paul Revere," replied Palin, a paid contributor to the network.

"Part of his ride was to warn the British that were already there. That, hey, you're not going to succeed. You're not going to take American arms. You are not going to beat our own well-armed persons, individual, private militia that we have," she added. "He did warn the British."

Palin, who again said she has not decided whether to run for president, was asked about the Revolutionary War hero during a stop Thursday in Boston on her East Coast bus tour.

"He who warned the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms by ringing those bells, and makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed."

Palin's brush with the nation's history came toward the end of her "One Nation" bus tour that generated intense interest as she traveled from Washington to New England. Along the way, she steadfastly refused "a million times" to say whether she was running for president.

"I'm publicizing Americana and our foundation and how important it is that we learn about our past and our challenges and victories throughout American history, so that we can successfully proceed forward," Palin said in the broadcast interview. "It's not a campaign tour."

And was she leaning toward or against running, Palin was asked?

"Still right there in the middle," she said.

There's no ambiguity about the interest Palin generates, a point that doesn't sit comfortably in some quarters of a party without a clear front-runner to face President Barack Obama next year.

Palin's closely watched bus trip is a key example. Its camera-ready events competed for coverage in the same week and region as former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney's formal entry into the race. His candidacy is perhaps the most formidable of the emerging field.

Asked Sunday whether he could envision supporting Palin for president, Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour, a former hopeful, told "Face the Nation" on CBS: "If Barack Obama was the head of the other ticket, I could."

For her part, Palin was contrite.

"I apologize if I stepped on any, any of that PR that Mitt Romney needed or wanted that day," Palin said. "I do sincerely apologize. I didn't mean to step on anybody's toes."

While she continued to insist that she wasn't competing for anything in particular, Palin said she would welcome Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann, another Republican with tea party appeal, to the race.

"More competition, the better," Palin said.

For now, Palin is clearly grappling with the downside of celebrity.

Even her otherwise successful media events can leave lingering questions about Palin's grasp of - and interest in - history, public policy and other subjects of substance.

On Sunday, Palin insisted she was right about the purpose of Revere's famous "midnight ride."

"I know my American history," she told Wallace.

The colonists at the time of Revere's ride were British subjects, with American independence still in the future. But Revere's own writing and other historical accounts leave little doubt that secrecy was vital to his mission.

The Paul Revere House's website says that on April 18, 1775, Dr. Joseph Warren, a patriot leader in the Boston area, instructed Revere to ride to Lexington, Mass., to warn Samuel Adams and John Hancock that British troops were marching to arrest them.

In an undated letter posted by the Massachusetts Historical Society, Revere later wrote of the need to keep his activities secret and his suspicion that a member of his tight circle of planners had become a British informant. According to the letter, believed to have been written around 1798, Revere did provide some details of the plan to the soldiers that night, but after he had notified other colonists and under questioning by the Redcoats.

Intercepted and surrounded by British soldiers on his way from Lexington to Concord, Revere revealed "there would be five hundred Americans there in a short time, for I had alarmed the country all the way up," he wrote.

Revere was probably bluffing the soldiers, according to Joel J. Miller, author of "The Revolutionary Paul Revere." And while he made bells, Revere would never have rung any on that famous night because the Redcoats were under orders to round up people just like him.

"He was riding off as quickly and as quietly as possible," Miller said. "Paul Revere did not want the Redcoats to know of his mission at all."

More downside for Palin: Nothing is private.

Looming in the week ahead is Alaska's release of 24,000 pages of emails sent and received by Palin during her time as governor. They will provide an inside look into her rise from obscurity to a spot on the national stage.

The emails cover a majority of her short term as governor and could provide the most insight into how she governed the nation's largest state. Her only other elected office was as a two-term mayor of her hometown of Wasilla, Alaska, which has a population of about 7,000.

The emails cover the first 21 months of Palin's tenure, ending in September 2008, after GOP presidential nominee John McCain selected her to be his running mate.

Palin resigned partway through her term, in July 2009.

"Every rock in the Palin household that could ever be kicked over and uncovered anything, it's already been kicked over," Palin said, noting that a lot of the emails are between staff and family members and were not meant for public consumption. The letters, she said, "won't distract me."


Online:

http://www.paulreverehouse.org/ride/real.html

Paul Revere's account

 

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+127 # Mike S 2011-06-05 20:29
Is there a dumber human than Sarah Palin? And to think that other people made her rich.
 
 
+31 # giraffee2012 2011-06-05 21:44
[quote name="Mike S"]Is there a dumber human than Sarah Palin? YEP - you and I reading anything the press (etc) has to say about her.
 
 
+8 # Dave W. 2011-06-06 21:37
giraffe2012, Quoting Mike S..."Is there a dumber human being than Sarah Palin? YEP-you and I reading anything the press (etc)has to say about her. Amen to that! I'm taking the pledge and am asking other RSN supporters to join me. The next time "Palin droppings" besmirch our computer screens courtesy of ratings desperate? RSN programmers I hereby decree I WILL NOT read or respond to such continuing drivel. STOP fueling this narcissistic woman's flight to hell. We'll ALL end up going down in flames with her. You make great headway in disciplining a naughty child by ignoring its errant behavior. Repeat after me...I ____ ______ do hereby swear, upon condemnations from the loyal order of the Caribou, that I WILL NOT engage in the venal banality that manifests itself in the form of a human being, which in reality is an escapee from the Wasilla Institute for Wayward Women. Sign the pledge. Free your soul!
 
 
+64 # giraffee2012 2011-06-05 21:56
The Stupremes put "W" in the pResidency in 2001 and we excused all the did bc he was dumb. The Koch brothers (thanks to the Stuprement UNCONSTUTIONAL 2010 decision to give corporations "first amendment rights") bought us the "best govt money can buy" in 2010 -- so now we have Walker in WI and Christy and the one in FL (etc) who are stripping our rights. Congress discusses "abortion" - governors in some states take about "abortion" rights --- STUPID STUPID -- we have many without jobs but these "god said... (or did he?).. mantra" about gays/abortion (etc) -- fills the days on the House --- and then we have the Ryan proposal (which will add tothe unemployment and make the insurance companies richer) ---

I'm so angry about our government I can't even begin to talk about Palin for she represents the the whole of government.

We are run by the lobbyists who work for big corporations that now can buy our government.

Here's a job creator: We're the only non-third world nation that doesn't have significant PUBLIC transportation. It's past addiction-- it's allthis talk about "stupid"

VOTE 2012 (take granny and old man down street with you) - better: request a mail-in ballot but register NOW (Post office) -- and look who is funding your candidate. I say vote D: The GOP / TP is bought (& stupid) And that is my opinion
 
 
+37 # bartman 2011-06-06 07:26
g, you nailed it, american history 2001-2011. our own idiot in new jersey axed a critical new tunnel to nyc and scott did the same in with a new public transport link in fla and no chance with walker in wisc. the country's hostage to the military/industrial, medical/industrial, money/industrial complexes, i.e. plutocracy aided and abetted by patriot-for-profit talk radio while the supreme court, which began it all in 2001, continues to look the other way. we're in deep deep doo doo.
 
 
+58 # kitster 2011-06-05 22:14
yes...there are dumber humans than sarah palin. the people that buy her scribblings, listen to her screeds and support her for president. "we have met the enemy and they is us."
 
 
+37 # George D 2011-06-06 00:25
Quoting
Is there a dumber human than Sarah Palin? And to think that other people made her rich.


Yes. Roger Ailes. For paying her to do this, thinking she will help forward his warped, conservative agenda. He doesn't get the fact that, outside of his 30% of die hard dummy followers, there's people that will never vote for someone this ignorant. She's bringing down the Republican Party and he's a key contributor to their demise.

I think that clown believes McCain was the reason they lost. Well, it WAS McCain, but it was his choice of Palin that drove the last nail in his coffin.

Hopefully the independent voters that helped elect one dummy, now understand how important it is to keep that from happening again.
 
 
+44 # Denise Smith 2011-06-06 06:11
YES!!! And why is she so appealing as a candidate. Do people realize that she ditched her own state at the drop of a hat for something bigger and better!?!? And then came back and ditched them again when she realized she could make more money writing books and charging for public speaking than as governor!?!?!? Make more money off the the people she claims to represent! Taking back America from WHAT,as she gets paid thousands to speak and run down the president of the United States, with no real feasible and sustainable idea of how to do it ANY BETTER!!!. WTH?!? Oh and please someone please mention how her husband was a member of the Alaskan Independence party who advocate secession from the United States, for God sake!!! How UNAMERICAN IS THAT?!?! Oh but that wasn't her that was her husband, partner, father of her children. WOW!! So I guess he can hold the meetings in one of the rooms of the White House, or in that trailer they will park on the lawn!!!
 
 
+8 # RSJ 2011-06-06 15:20
Palin's a born-again Christian who, when confronted with Jesus' admonition about serving either God or Mammon enthusiasticall y chose the latter while paying lip service to the former.

"And why ye call me, Lord, Lord, and do not the things which I say?"
-- Jesus, Luke 6:46, KJV.

"And everyone that heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his house upon the sand:
"And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell; and great was the fall of it."
-- Jesus, Matthew 7:26;27, KJV.

"For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows."
-- Timothy 6:10, KJV

"Ignorance, the root and the stem of every evil."
-- Plato
 
 
+8 # Regina 2011-06-06 22:34
"...writing books..."? She can't put a sentence together. She had those books ghosted. Her ignorance of English is exceeded only by her incompetence in American history. And although she's shrewd about hauling in money, don't credit her with any comprehension of economics. Obviously, actual public service bores her, in contrast to campaigns for election, as she demonstrated by quitting the second office in her election saga (third if you count the beauty contest she won).
 
 
+29 # bigkahuna671 2011-06-06 06:57
Actually Mike, other stupid Republicans made her rich and allowed her to have the $$ to buy a mansion in down-home Scottsdale, AZ, just so's she kin run for the real true Americun patryot Senut, ya know? That ways she kin dryve them folks out thar who kin ackchewally reed bananuz. Yep, she's a troo Americun. Makes me proud she's fixin' to come to my state and hep us dumb liberals free usselves from the chains them Democrats have put on us. Why, without her and the Repubs, this country would go right down the old drain, you bet!! Oh yeah, she's stupid, but the worst part is, she's dangerously stupid because there are people out there who are even stupider than her who believe her drivel. God help this country if we ever got another Dubya good-ole-boy or gal in the White House. We might as well just give all our money to the Koch bros and the rest of those crooked SOBs right now!!!
 
 
+1 # KittatinyHawk 2011-06-08 06:43
We easterners thought Arizona was corrupt and immoral now...cannot wait til she start shooting anyone that doesnot have white skin
 
 
+25 # dar silver 2011-06-06 09:00
The amazing thing about Palin is that she actually believes this stuff that she makes up "on the fly" and apparently doesn't think people will actually fact check her nonsense.
 
 
+15 # RSJ 2011-06-06 15:05
Now she's taking the typical regressive neocon stance of insisting she's right and I have no doubt the MSM will soon be quoting 'historians' from the Heritage Foundation or FreedomWorks who will back up her goofy assertions about Paul Revere's ride. It's the same thing they've been trying to do to FDR's record by claiming he didn't help end the Great Depression with his 'socialist' programs and that they were all failures. Yeah, right, that's why he was reelected four times.

Submit Palin's absurd nonsense to a little logic: 1.) The British Army did not have to be warned that the colonial militia had arms -- they already knew it. As far back as the French and Indian War of 1754-1763, the colonial militia had fought side-by-side with the British Army; George Washington himself was a militia commander under British Maj. Gen. Edward Braddock. The assertion that the British had to be 'warned' the colonials had arms is ludicrous.

2.) Paul Revere had to warn the militia of the British advance so that they could be prepared, and he certainly didn't want the British to know the colonials were ready for them. The various lamps and church bell signals were not intended for British consumption.

As Keith Olbermann might say, the woman's an idiot -- and she proves it over and over again.
 
 
+127 # Syd 2011-06-05 20:59
Sarah Palin is s dumb as a fox. It's her fans who are the real idiots.
 
 
+36 # Kyle Johnson 2011-06-05 21:05
HEY. Don't insult foxes! They are relatively smart for their size and general biological class, Which cannot be said for Ms. Failin' Palin.
 
 
+20 # SFM 2011-06-05 23:08
Hot news flash...No one, not even Bill Maher, has mentioned that Ms Palin is either menopausal, or peri menopausal. This state of declining hormones can render a woman subject to fuzzy thinking, forgetfulness, and temporary insanity. In other words, the perfect Republican candidate.
 
 
+23 # Linda 2011-06-06 04:51
You have that right Syd !
She plays her little game of I am just like you to these people and they eat it up .
Anyone with half a brain can figure out this woman loves the lime light and the money she has made from her stupid one liners .
With her poll numbers dwindling and a book coming out she made this tour in the hopes of selling more books and making more money from public speaking tours. If you can call them speaking tours .
She is all about making lots of money nothing more and nothing less !
 
 
+45 # angelfish 2011-06-05 21:28
Of course, NOTHING is private in Palin-World. She would probably sit bare-bottomed on a glass-topped table if she thought it would get her some Publicity! This is an individual that knows NO shame. There is NO low to which she will NOT sink, and NO stunt or gimmick she would not use if it meant furthering her "brand". She is a walking, talking Alimentary Terminus with NO observing Ego! Notice that she said, "I know MY American History". EXACTLY! HER American History, not OUR American History, HERS! She makes me grateful to be childless, only because it would KILL me to think my children would have to grow up and read about her in a History Book some day, even if it told the truth about what a FRAUD she really is!
 
 
+20 # chuckw38 2011-06-06 06:05
Dear angelfish,
I love your use of the description: She is a walking, talking Alimentary Terminus with NO observing Ego! Uh, one thought... Palin is one giant
narcissistic EGO, in addition to what you said!!!
 
 
+13 # Aurolyn 2011-06-05 21:28
What a lamebrain. Can the media just ignore her please?
 
 
+13 # tokyoernie 2011-06-05 21:46
Guys, ease up on Sarah Palin.

She mis-spoke; and got the name wrong.

She in fact was talking about that great
American patriot, Benedict Arnold.

So, cut her some slack, OK?
 
 
+9 # bigkahuna671 2011-06-06 08:04
Are you sure she didn't mean that great American patriot, Arnold Benedict?
 
 
+17 # Lakshmi 2011-06-06 11:18
No. She meant Eggs Benedict. Every sperm is sacred, and so is every egg. They even have names.
 
 
+3 # RSJ 2011-06-07 14:37
Or that great American patriot Gen. Arnold Stang who won the battle of Gettysburg that brought the French into the war on our side? (Or maybe that was the Marquis De Sade.)
 
 
+35 # kit birskovich 2011-06-05 21:54
Hahahaha. She cracks me up. She covers her mistakes with less panache than a 12-year-old. It continues to amaze me that she would fool adults into thinking her a competent leader of anything important.
 
 
+31 # Reductio Ad Absurdum 2011-06-06 05:42
You nailed it, and the whole Republican Party plays the same 12-year-old game of double-down-on-stupid-when-you're-caught. Any true adult should be able to see right through this.
 
 
+28 # chuckw38 2011-06-05 21:55
To think of this woman as the President of these, our United
States of America scares the hell out of me.... I doubt if she can read My Pet Goat without stumbling and mispronouncing 1/2 of it, as GWB
could barely manage himself!!!!!
 
 
+7 # RSJ 2011-06-06 15:24
She would never read 'My Pet Goat' -- she'd shoot it for the meat.
 
 
+28 # NorthernView 2011-06-05 21:57
Palin is the Lady Gaga of the political scene. Both are famous for being outrageous. Only problem is that Lady Gaga is also smart and talented. Sarah is just outrageous. Move along folks, there's nothing more to see here.
 
 
+12 # LiberalLibertarian 2011-06-06 05:57
Interesting comparison.

Lady Gaga is in the same profession as clowns and opera singers. They are entertainers. A comedian can be outrageous like Sam Kinison, or more laid back like Bill Cosby. Same for any performer.

The age of television brought on the blending of politics and performers. Over the years the performer has become more important than the knowledgeable politician.

Who can argue that part of Obama's appeal was his performance on the campaign trail. Palin is Sam Kinison to Obama's Cosby.

Kinison was hilarious, but did not and would never have the social impact of Cosby.

Lady Gaga understands her role, and even occasionally uses that for social good. Sarah Palin is just a clown, entertaining, but in the end just cute one-liners with virtually no meaning outside her performance.

Unfortunately, performers are pregffered in today's TV driven news.
 
 
+9 # George D 2011-06-06 10:22
As others have already pointed out; Cosby, Kinison and Gaga all KNOW it's just an act. Palin isn't a good actress; I'm convinced that she BELIEVES everything she says and is driven by the fact that she gets reinforcement of her "correctness" by having a large (30% of America?) group of followers and a large paycheck for doing what she does.

You owe the real performers an apology :-)
 
 
+5 # RSJ 2011-06-06 15:33
Have to disagree, George D. I think she's the ultimate cynical beauty queen who'll say or do anything to get to the top. Her 'ideology' -- which is really just strung-together Christopublican Talking Points read off her palm -- is just a vehicle to take her there. She's the embodiment of Terry Southern's 'Magic Christian' -- if someone paid her enough money, she'd quickly become a liberal Democrat or even a communist.
 
 
+1 # RSJ 2011-06-06 15:26
Point taken, LiberalLibertar ian, but I would have made the comparison more like Obama's Richard Pryor to Palin's Jerry Van Dyke.
 
 
+32 # eddiethelip 2011-06-05 22:03
Worse still is her insistence that she did not make a mistake. A truly enlightened person would have thanked the people who corrected her mistake and then looked up the exact historical records. "Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and show youself to be a fool" (not verbatim)
 
 
+21 # Denise Smith 2011-06-06 06:23
Quoting
Worse still is her insistence that she did not make a mistake. A truly enlightened person would have thanked the people who corrected her mistake and then looked up the exact historical records. "Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and show youself to be a fool" (not verbatim)

Such arrogance!! This woman has gonads of steel!! And every time the media showcases her she gets more confident. It is delusional behavior, that the American people are perpetuating. We should be insulted that she honestly believes that the stupidity she spumes out of her mouth is viable and gives her any creditability to be president of the United States!! We should be insulted! "W" was the same way, saying stupid crap and then instead of admitting his blunders would embrace them and try to justify!! In my profession that is considered Psychopathology ... .
 
 
+4 # RSJ 2011-06-06 15:38
Rove Republicans like Palin are following Napoleon Bonaparte's advice: "In politics, never retreat, never retract, never admit a mistake."

Except they lack Napoleon's brilliance and knowledge, despot though he was. Napoleon never would have said anything as appallingly stupid as Palin.
 
 
+25 # eyches 2011-06-05 22:27
I don't know everything about American history; she just comes off as flighty, surfacey, a snake-oil salesperson. redundant to the max and irrelevant in content.
 
 
+9 # ER444 2011-06-05 23:41
Boy I hope she runs. It would be a great show.
 
 
+11 # cherylpetro 2011-06-06 05:01
She will refuse to answer debate questions...and act like everyone is just supposed to take her at her word. All the emails Alaska has released will provide more insight!
 
 
-2 # KittatinyHawk 2011-06-08 06:46
She is running
 
 
+30 # liberalman 2011-06-06 00:14
One of the signs of a good/decent/intelligent person is admitting when they were wrong. "I was wrong, I admit it, I will attempt to get all of my facts together next time do that there is no mistake & I do not misinform people" Simple, to the point, acceptable as we all make errors of speech. This woman when proven totally wrong continued to argue that her point was indeed correct. How frightening to consider such a person in the most powerful role in the world. "no apologies from me Buster, I said what I said & will go to bloody war to prove my point." A compulsive fabricator of truth has no business running the dog-catching agency never mind the presidency. Wake up gullible Republicans & smell the dumbness & ignorance.
 
 
+5 # SteveM 2011-06-07 05:02

How frightening to consider such a person in the most powerful role in the world. "no apologies from me Buster, I said what I said & will go to bloody war to prove my point." A compulsive fabricator of truth has no business running the dog-catching agency never mind the presidency.

The US of A recently did have this personality type at its' helm. His name? George W. Bush.

I doubt that heaven could even help us if yet another finagles their way into power. What's truly frightening is that at least half of those Republicans who've either announced, or appear to be on the verge of announcing, their intentions on running for POTUS in 2012 do demonstrably have a 'that's-my-story-and-I'm-sticking-to-it' personality trait.
 
 
+61 # moby doug 2011-06-06 00:52
Gee, maybe Sarah should sit down with Longfellow and advise him how to rewrite his poem. ...Oh, that's right, Longfellow is dead, while Sarah's merely braindead. Here's a rewrite of the poem's beginning: "Listen Fox viewers, and you will hear,/ how Paul Revere advanced my career./ It matters not if I have the facts,/ the spin machine backs me to the max./ Be it one if by land or two if by sea,/ I'll fumble my way to the Presidency."
 
 
+9 # chuckw38 2011-06-06 06:10
Excellent revision of Revere,
moby doug!!!!!!!!! Well said!!!
 
 
+16 # JohnnyK 2011-06-06 00:55
Palin is just an airhead and people should just see through her.

She is a shill for Fox News. Most Republicans are getting tired of her by now. She is an embarrassment to them.
 
 
+19 # Leo Adelman 2011-06-06 01:01
Palin really isn't worth a comment.
 
 
+7 # Meatwad 2011-06-06 01:56
The GOP didn't want the presidency, they handed it to the democrypts with insane McCain and the dingbat
 
 
+25 # Interested Observer 2011-06-06 03:13
"I know my American history," ...

Reminds me of an episode when an dramatist criticized an actor in his play who defended himself: "I know my lines", the author replied "I am sure you do, I would appreciate it if you would learn mine."
 
 
+23 # minmouse 2011-06-06 03:22
Mike S asks if there is any dummer human than Sarah Palin, YES, Mike, those American people who come out to see her and support her and the Media who lap it all up. The media should dismiss her and keep talking about JOBS, JOBS AND MORE JOBS. There is more important news than showing an air head that talks foolish.
 
 
+1 # RSJ 2011-06-06 15:42
True, minmouse, but those media people on the ground are ordered to be there by their superiors. I know some of them would never cover 'that awful woman' again if they had their druthers.
 
 
+18 # Barbara K 2011-06-06 04:05
The only thing worse than a stupid politician is that they don't even know what they don't know. Yes, she is a true idiot, and the ones who hang on every lie and falsehood is just as stupid, and probably more so. We certainly need intelligence in the White House, but this one is about as idiotic as they come, right there with Bachmann.
 
 
+21 # TB 2011-06-06 04:09
Heaven forbid that Sarah would admit to a mistake. 200+ years of history must have gotten the story wrong because it makes perfect sense that Paul Revere would have been warning the British that the "British were coming". Maybe one of her supporters could send Sarah a copy of Schoolhouse Rock--perhaps if she sings along with it, she'll inadvertently learn something.
 
 
+16 # fredboy 2011-06-06 04:22
Another sign of her weak yet evolving political gutter skills--twisting the truth and distorting history to serve her ends. The ignorant, greasy-faced tramp.
 
 
+23 # Chiniquy 2011-06-06 04:23
Asked Sunday whether he could envision supporting Palin for president, Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour, a former hopeful, told "Face the Nation" on CBS: "If Barack Obama was the head of the other ticket, I could."

Too many of these type of Republicans are just like blind Samson in the Bible.

In his rage he brought about the destruction of everything and everyone.

They would rather have an ignorant person running and ruining our country than an intelligent, thoughtful Democrat who happens to be of African-descent.

They will bring about the destruction of the United States of America.

They tried 150 years ago (they called themselves Democrats then)and in their blind ignorance they are now trying again.
 
 
+20 # C. Price 2011-06-06 04:32
The sad thing about the Republican party is that the followers seem to enjoy leaders who are dumb. George W. Bush, Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann are prime examples, and they are doomed to fail after their campaign circuses are over.
 
 
+7 # cherylpetro 2011-06-06 04:59
It really does seem that way! I guess they need someone who won't ask questions...
 
 
+5 # RSJ 2011-06-06 15:45
The GOP base like gods, even demigods, created in their own image. Part of her appeal can be summed up by "Look at how dumb she is and she got rich!" and it's not to be underestimated.
 
 
+19 # cherylpetro 2011-06-06 04:33
This woman is so ego driven that she will not ever admit to making a mistake; it is always someone else's fault! I think she is a psychopath!
 
 
+7 # Rued Gestures 2011-06-06 04:40
From Sarah Palin's Alaska, to Sarah Palin's American History. It was funny watching her do 'all the things they do every day', for the very first time. Shot any moose lately?
 
 
+10 # LiberalLibertarian 2011-06-06 06:04
Was I the only one that noticed what her real point was in both her original statement and her explanation?

Her history of the Paul Revere ride was totally inside out, but that was not the point. No suprise, for most the history is based mostly on a poem. No different than the historical liberties taken in today's docu-dramas.

Sarah Palin was mainly interested in telling America that the American Revolution was about the colonists 2nd amendment rights. That was her point and nobody that I have heard has called her out on that.
 
 
+5 # RSJ 2011-06-06 15:54
You mean the Second Amendment that didn't exist at the time of Paul Revere's ride? It's true that has been little mentioned by the MSM or the Punditry and should be. It's also true that the British, while they might have jailed some of the revolution's 'instigators' like John Hancock and Samuel Adams, would hardly have taken away the rifles of the colonials. They needed them for hunting game to 'put food on their families' and even the British realized trying to disarm the natives would have created more rebels and spawned a larger revolt. In the early days of the conflict, the British were just trying to intimidate the colonists with shows of force but not to the point of actually sparking a full-scale revolution.
 
 
-1 # KittatinyHawk 2011-06-08 06:54
They needed the families to put food on their tables. The expected their soldiers fed, and colonists were the ones to do it as part of their taxation.
This was true in Ireland and other British owned. Part of the servitude was to hunt, produce for them. If they were a business they had to pay them. Not really so different today esp after the Battle for Taxation without Representation. We still pay the wages, feed, clothe, and pay healthcare.
Believe that Battle was stalemate. Indians were the ones destroyed on their own land....I mean Heathens
 
 
+18 # Foxtrottango 2011-06-06 06:20
The Republican's hatred for the first black president, who, by the way, beat them all at their own game is intensified by their fear on losing their misguide out-of-date political base.

They would rather see the nation destroyed than to give one for inch to a black president who outsmart them all and who is instrumental in exposing them for what they are, greedy, bigots, hypocrites, circus barkers, anti-poor, anti-working men and women, and to keep the world in flames and in hatred.

This is what America has become. Sarah Palin and that stupid cow, Michelle Bachmann, and the rest of the running GOP idiots are banking on the American public remaining stupid.

The USA political arena has become a circus for the newsmedia. The more amusing and stupid, the better for the US Newsmedia.

After all, that is where is money is.
 
 
+2 # KittatinyHawk 2011-06-08 06:55
They may win that stupidity war!
 
 
+23 # reiverpacific 2011-06-06 06:29
My only comment.
This and similarly over-hyped socio-political soap-operas, illustrate again that -and I'll keep sayin' it-. That the F.S. ("Fragmented States") election cycle, like the basketball season, is far too long and convoluted for any but the wealthiest conglomerates to sustain it.
All this nonsense seeks only to cloud any recognizable issues, make a few individuals who are horny for fame and recognition AT ANY COST rich, and give them some ill-begat fame, including the brutalization of whatever incidental and divers facts happen to be lying in their paths.
The training ground of THEIR public is not skilled and fact-based debate, encouraged by a democratically structured public education curriculum, but on TV soap-operas, game shows, vapid sitcoms, "reality" fantasy, cop-worship-violence-filled, fear-mongering slabs of air time and sound-byte, fact-lite non-news, all with increasingly lengthy commercial "messages" (who now have their own followings and fans) to further break up anything of substance which might leak though the censor's heavily-financed fingers.
And these are "YOUR" air-waves folks!
I'd feel some hope if you could limit the election cycle to beginning (say) the summer before the event, instead of the day after inauguration: it might give the elected reps time and means to do their jobs.
And ban lobbyists, FOR EVER!
 
 
+7 # Ken Hall 2011-06-06 20:25
I'm with you, reiverpacific! The British limit both the length and financial exposure of political contests. I think the time limit is 2 months, and if i am wrong I hope some British voter will correct me. It is a silly business here in the US. We are already into the 2012 campaign cycle. It makes beaucoup money for the media, TV especially, and endows them with the power of kingmaker. In the US system, the media chooses, not the voters, and they do it by telling us what issues to think about. Wake up, voters! Turn off your TVs! Okay, I know I'm preaching to the choir...
 
 
+11 # DesignCreature 2011-06-06 06:56
Sarah popularity with the press is because they have nothing better to do. Both wars have become sorta boring, Syria is not big deal and we haven't quite got ready to invade Iran. So to keep things hopping, there's Sarah. This is how they, the press will spend THEIR summer "vacation" being led around by their...well, ears, and dancing to the tune of a tone deaf, non candidate that happens to look good. Just my opinion.
 
 
+4 # DesignCreature 2011-06-06 13:54
I need to clear the air...I am not the one feeling the wars are boring or that Syria is not a big deal. I feel that's how the press is viewing it. A bit snarky, but that's how it feels.
 
 
+8 # Byronator 2011-06-06 06:56
Yes, Paul Revere was the first American cheerleader -- to the British: "Go back, go back, go back to the woods,'cause ya haven't, ya haven't, haven't got the goods..." This is what they teach you in the frontier state.
 
 
+13 # Anarchist 23 2011-06-06 06:59
I could not even read more than the headlines and the fatuous excuses. All that creature has is good cheek bones-brain, heart are missing. The Fascists are gaining-the rest of us are losing.
 
 
+15 # mikuslaw 2011-06-06 07:24
Corporate fascism rules the day in America. The U.S. Supreme Court case of Citizens United is the icing on their cake.
 
 
+14 # Diana Douglass 2011-06-06 07:08
Please, please, please STOP COVERING HER! You are playing into the hands of the right-wing noise machine by doing so. I WILL NOT support ANY news organization that prints ONE WORD about her!
 
 
+9 # mikuslaw 2011-06-06 07:23
Who rang Palin's bell? Pretty hollow sound, I bet!
 
 
+15 # SEAcomments 2011-06-06 08:10
OK so in Sarah Palin's universe Paul Revere was warning both the colonists & the British Redcoats that the British forces were coming. She somehow twists this into a gun control issue, doesn't mention the famous use of lanterns (one if by land, two if by sea) and she states that Paul Revere was "ringing those bells and firing those shots" as a warning to the British. While in fact Paul Revere was trying to remain stealthy to avoid British patrols. But he was caught & detained by British forces and when they heard church bells ringing in the distance (as an assembly call to the militia) and gun shots (presumably some militia members emptying muskets to enter a bar) he used those events to convince his British captors that forces of 500 or more men were coming for them and eventually they released him. Sarah Palin cannot speak coherently on any subject let alone admit she may have made an error. Perhaps she should have written some cribnotes on her palm before speaking to press.
 
 
+1 # KittatinyHawk 2011-06-08 07:02
Perhaps she should not speak unless asked to on subjects she knows..killing wolves, poisoning cubs.
She has not knowledge of Government as she did not stay long enough. By the looks of it homeschooling obviously doesnot always work. Out west that story may have washed since they seem to be like her. But to go into New England and tell us Northerners our History, wrongly, that is not a good way to start a relationship. Good Night Sarah go be a Mother and wife if you can handle it
 
 
+10 # Cassandra2011 2011-06-06 08:16
Palin and her supporters are despicable clowns, and there is plenty to say about her lack of knowledge and sense. But, attacking her on an ad 'feminem' basis-- i.e., menopause, hormones, calling her a 'tramp' etc. just is so much repellant misogyny --- very fashionable with the right wing radical fanatics who call themselves 'conservatives' , but totally inappropriate, and equally repulsive coming from those who say they are on the left or hold with Democratic party values.
Sexism and misogyny by any other name stinks equally.
 
 
+3 # Regina 2011-06-06 22:52
Thanks, Cassandra. I struck out trying to make the same point, way up where that misogynist posted his screed. And he has a significant "green" score, no doubt entered by other sexists/ misogynists. They abound, unfortunately, even on "our" side.
 
 
+16 # nimbleswitch 2011-06-06 08:38
Please, PLEASE, remember who gave us Sarah Palin: The Republican Party. The top Republican of 2008, John McCain, personally selected her to be a heart-beat away from the presidency. Republican John McCain insisted that he consulted her about foreign affairs more than once. This is what the Republican Party offers you.
 
 
+2 # Ken Hall 2011-06-06 20:14
Wish I could give you many more "up thumbs", nimbleswitch!
 
 
+2 # jon 2011-06-07 19:22
Ultimately, John McCain is the biggest fool of all!
 
 
+11 # Carolyn OShaye 2011-06-06 08:49
It encourages me to see all these negative comments about Palin; makes me hope that there are far too many intelligent voters to ever allow her to get into office (any office!) ever again. The alternative is literally too frightening to put into words. But WHO ARE her supporters? WHY does she generate so much media? have we become such a mindless nation of reality show junkies that we actually turn to someone like Palin for direction? May God help us.
 
 
+1 # KittatinyHawk 2011-06-08 07:03
Yes
 
 
+8 # GOOTARAMA 2011-06-06 09:02
I've got to be pretty stupid for waisting my valuable time commenting on something as ludicrous as the potential candidacy of a style over substance air head as Palin.....Let me tell you who is even more stupid....THE MEDIA who waste TV coverage and paper and ink covering one of the least credible politicians ever (and that's saying something with the likes of those currently in congress)....also HER SUPPORTERS who buy into her publicity campaign without any critical thought and are mesmerized by the image of a good looking tough talking, gun toting, hockey mom who adds not one thing to meaningful discourse. Whenever her lovely face appears on our tv, we change channels..........I'm done..there I've only wasted six minutes on this comment, hopefully I can make it up somewhere today.........A female version of "THE DONALD".....eccch!
 
 
+9 # opieee 2011-06-06 09:09
She has the looks, and has demonstrated the talent and inclination.

If she can muster enough honesty, she could easily get a job in Nevada as a prostitute.
 
 
+1 # Beth Sager 2011-06-06 14:30
A highly paid prostitute!
 
 
+7 # RSJ 2011-06-06 15:58
I disagree, opieee -- prostitutes are honest about what they're selling and they deliver the goods. Palin can't do either.
 
 
+8 # Brenda 2011-06-06 09:18
Nobody has said anything about the man behind the videocamera, who shot the "Palin-Paul Revere" stupid statement of the year. I could imagine as he was shooting the tape, he was bored as hell having to follow that nincompoop around, when to his delight she blurbed out the dumb answer. After he shot that video, he put his camera down and said, "YESSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSS !!!!!!", knowing that his video of her would become famous.
 
 
+10 # Barbara Vinson 2011-06-06 09:25
Sarah Palin is nothing more than a self-serving idiot hillbilly wolf killer. I will never forget what she did to those innocent wolves, let alone the pigs who have picked up where she left off. The woman is an insult to the nation and as stupid as they come. Why is it that pigs like her are always rich?
 
 
+2 # Regina 2011-06-06 22:58
Because idiots like her throw money at her. They pay for her appearances, buy the books she gets ghosted in her name (she's illiterate!), and come back for more. They're as stupid as she is, so they feel they have a kindred spirit in her. She comes across as "one of them" even though she is now wealthy and they aren't.
 
 
+5 # chinaski 2011-06-06 09:37
Awww...poor baby. Now don't you worry your wittle self about all those bad questions that wascally wabbit was asking you sweetheart. You just go wight back to sweep and dweam ANY dweam you want. Cause momma wabbit's gonna make it ALLLLL better.
Wock-a-bye baby on the tweetop
when the wind blows the cwadle will wock
when the bough breaks the cwadle will fall
and down will come baby, cwadle and all
Sleep tight america.
 
 
+5 # AreZee 2011-06-06 09:45
Quoting
Palin really isn't worth a comment.


You absolutely right about that...still, it is SO much fun to comment on that which is not worth a comment - especially in this case!!

...sitting back in my easy chair with my movie butter popcorn and watching Sarah Palin systematically destroy any shred of credibility she might have once possessed is my favorite spectator sport these days...
 
 
+8 # Capn Canard 2011-06-06 10:01
How can she speak with that gigantic foot in her mouth?
 
 
+9 # David r Velasquez 2011-06-06 10:25
If she were as educated as she claimed wouldn't still insist on defending her mistakes. She knows nothing of US history and even less of the US Constitution that she's so fond of name dropping.
 
 
+9 # lcarrier 2011-06-06 11:12
Sarah Palin is what is aptly called, "double dumb," or so dumb she doesn't know how dumb she is. What is the cause of her celebrity (other than getting hyped by Fox)? I put it down to the same attraction created by the "freak shows" in old-time circuses. People are shamefully drawn to such bizarre spectacles.
 
 
+4 # imahawkwind 2011-06-06 13:16
Oh please, Oh pleeeeeeze! I want a Palin/Bachman GOP ticket! please please please!

Even Obama would laugh his way to his second term! And I would get a much needed year+ of sidesplitting guffaws while the GOP as we have come to know it-disassembles from their own theocratic embarassment.
 
 
+8 # Paul Scott 2011-06-06 13:23
I read Paul Revere’s account, of his midnight ride long ago; so needless to say, when Palin revealed that he rode out to warn the British, firing off shots and ringing bells; I knew that she had no clue as to who Paul Revere was or what he had done. Then on Sunday she appears on FOX, damage control, trying to convince me that she was right and Revere simply wrote it down wrong.

This nation needs realize these religious and political hustlers are like termites living inside walls gnawing away at the foundations of this nation.
 
 
+6 # silver fox 2011-06-06 13:58
Sarah is only doing what comes naturally to her. The real dumb ones are the people who follow and support her while she giggles all the way to the bank. Or, maybe, winks.
 
 
+2 # Beth Sager 2011-06-06 14:26
History according to Sarah Palin! Or how she wanted it to read. She should be in the Way Back Machine on Rocky and Bullwinkle.
 
 
-7 # Joeconserve 2011-06-06 15:58
After reading the comments so far I'm wondering if anyone of the contributors has taken the time to set down their latte and walk out of Starbucks so that a wiff of reality would saunter by one of the five senses. In my days of travel around the world I was amazed at what our "educated" citizens did not know when I returned home. The depth of understanding evident in the comments above is about skin deep. At least Palin knows which end of the shovel to use. Whether she would make a good president is up for grabs but she's out there trying to put out a message. What are you guys trying to do? Impress each other? I suggest each of you go get another latte and don't forget to stir it.
 
 
+4 # RSJ 2011-06-07 15:05
@ Joeconserve: Joe, I don't drink lattes and I've only been in a Starbucks once, where I ordered a plain, black coffee. I guess, by your typical conservative strawman attack, that makes me a pretty poor progressive. However, in my encounters with people from other countries, they also remarked on how uneducated and obnoxious some Americans are, at least those of the conservative Republican variety. (You see, the 'liberals' actually try to learn about foreign countries and respect their cultures; the conservatives dismiss and ridicule such things as wimpy and multicultural, knowing America is God's paradise on Earth. Of course, as a worldly, well-traveled man, I'm sure you are already aware of all this.)

As to Palin, I've never seen her with a shovel, so I'm not sure she knows how to use one but, even if she does, the important thing is what she's shoveling. Perhaps you missed it, but that's what we're talking about on this thread.

Now I'll go get another cup of plain, black coffee that I don't have to stir. Joe, you go staple some more teabags to your hat and dream of the good old days under Bush the Younger -- or do you prefer Dick Nixon?
 
 
-3 # Joeconserve 2011-06-08 12:07
RSJ: R, You make a wrong assumption that I am Republican. I've been a registered Democrat for over 50 years. Was working in California for the party at the time of Robert Kennedy's assassination. I learned about the people in other countries by working with them so I gained an insight that you can't get from books or the country elites. Second wrong assumption. Helping to rebuild war damaged communities give you another understanding of people. Third wrong assumption. My comment about knowing which end of a shovel to use tells alot about the basic compassion a person develops when one has to understand the needs of people. Fourth wrong assumption. (You need to be able to go deeper than the skin to understand how the body functions.)

Back to the Democratic Party for a moment. From the 60's on the party began to change from a concern for individuals to a concern for the community forgetting that a community is composed of individuals.

One last thing, the wide end of the shovel is the business end.
 
 
+2 # RSJ 2011-06-09 16:39
@ Joeconserve: Let's see, speaking of wrong assumptions, you start out with a cheesy GOP Talking Point about liberals being latte-drinking airheads who hang out at Starbuck's and yet you say you have been a registered Democrat for over 50 years. Seems in that amount of time you would know that not all liberals are latte-drinking airheads who don't know the business side of a shovel. Many of them, in fact, are in unions where they do hard physical labor. (Did you happen to run across Cesar Chavez in California?) In my own case, I've worked on landscaping crews and a cement gang pouring new sidewalks. In both jobs, knowing which end of the shovel to use was an integral part of the work. I doubt Palin would know how, or would risk her carefully manicured nails to do either. I don't know what 'message' it is Palin has except 'look at me.' Perhaps you could clear that up.

The Dems are split between the DLC Dems and the progressive Dems these days -- as a Democrat of 5 decades you should know that.

Of course, the fact that you rooted for Dems in '68 is nothing -- Andrew Breitbart used to be a liberal Dem and David Horowitz was once an ardent Marxist.

And then there's your screen name, 'Joeconserve' -- did you think that would give people the idea that you were a compassionate Dem?

You may indeed be a Dem -- perhaps of the Blue Dog variety.
 
 
+3 # jon 2011-06-07 19:27
And what, has your comment got to do with what actually happened during the American Revolution and Ms. Palin's lack of understanding thereof?
 
 
+3 # zepcat 2011-06-06 17:15
IS IT A WONDER WHY THIS COUNTRY HAS BEEN SO DUMBED DOWN. WE NOW HAVE A WHOLE BUNCH OF HISTORY REVISIONISTS TO TELL THE IDIOTS OF THIS COUNTRY WHAT TO BELIEVE EVEN IF IT IS NOT TRUE. IT IS A TEA PARTY WET DREAM!!!!!
 
 
+2 # futhark 2011-06-06 19:34
Another example of why political candidates need to be subjected to public "high stakes testing", so we can eliminate the dangerously ignorant from consideration early in the game.
 
 
+2 # Beth Sager 2011-06-06 19:54
Now I heard that the Sarah groupies have gone on Wikipedia and changed the history documentation to fit what Palin said.
 
 
+2 # David Rigler 2011-06-06 20:12
I haven't counted the dozens of comments that preceded this one, but there's a sliver of hope since not one of those comments had anything positive to say about Sarah. Looks like she's not persuading a lot of people. Maybe there's still hope that sanity will save us.
 
 
+3 # Regina 2011-06-06 23:01
Think of the millions who don't read RSN. But they vote. Far too many of them hang on every one of her wrong words.
 
 
+5 # John Nixon 2011-06-06 21:05
The lady has the intellect of a cockroach. Most cockroaches would probably be offended by that comparison.....
 
 
+7 # Norma Harrison 2011-06-07 08:05
Even historians who say Revere telling his captors (with a gun pointed to his head) that we were coming may be construed as warning the British, do not confirm he was shootin' guns (which would have been one-shot guns in those days) or was ringin' bells as he was riding through the streets. They do not confirm that he warned the British they weren't goin' to take away their arms. However, I have already received e-mails from those who actually believe Palin's account is supported by historians who say it is accurate. Now our country wants to hold teachers accountable for the answers students give on tests. How can teachers convince students of historical accuracy when they are hearing something else from parents, media, and famous people? Most people's incomes aren't tied to students' answers, but teachers' incomes will be, which just shows how difficult a teacher's job is these days. I even sent some of these Palin-version defenders a copy of Paul Revere's own written version of the night, but they are sticking with Revere riding through town shooting those one-shot guns (that had to be reloaded for every shot) and ringing bells. If people can't read for themselves the truth and need to rely on an interpreter and then continue to give inaccurate information, teachers should NOT be held accountable for the inaccurate answers students put on their tests.
 
 
+4 # Ken Lonewolf 2011-06-07 08:12
Warning! Warning! Palin is coming! To Arms! To Arms! Palin is coming! Warn all American voters, Palin is coming!

Anyone who votes for this Palin BIMBO deserves for her to move in with them! And after about one week of her madness, they will surely call the local nut house and have her hauled off in a straight jacket!

I'm joining the "Loyal Order of Caribou", and we will gore this bimbo where it hurts the most, in her butt! If we gore her in her head, it won't hurt her, since she has no brains!

What a jerk!

Let us all apologize to the memory of the patriot, Paul Revere! Sorry Paul, but we are dealing with a knothead here who knows nothing of American history! You did well to warn the AMERICANS!
 
 
+1 # Cassandra2011 2011-06-08 09:07
[quote name="Ken Lonewolf"]Warning! Warning! Palin is coming! To Arms! To Arms! Palin is coming! Warn all American voters, Palin is coming!

Anyone who votes for this Palin BIMBO deserves for her to move in with them! And after about one week of her madness, they will surely call the local nut house and have her hauled off in a straight jacket!

I'm joining the "Loyal Order of Caribou", and we will gore this bimbo where it hurts the most, in her butt! If we gore her in her head, it won't hurt her, since she has no brains!

Bimbo? Another useless sexist remark ... can't you come up with anything substantial instead of indulging yourself in this misogynist rhetoric. If not, you are no better than the rightwing radical clowns that support her.
 
 
+3 # Ken Lonewolf 2011-06-07 08:22
Hey Beth Sager, Sarah is the one who shot Rocky and Bullwinkle, and had them stuffed by an Alaskan taxidermist! You can view these poor murdered stuffed guys in Sarah's hometown museum in Alaska!

We should take Sarah's guns away, before she shoots the Muppets!
 
 
+4 # dar silver 2011-06-07 08:59
What an idiot!...a bus tour to teach us about American historical sites and she doesn't understand any of them. Please Sarah....Please, please run for President. I need the comic relief.
 
 
+5 # Ken Lonewolf 2011-06-07 09:30
Anyone out there who knows a dumber candidate for any political office, even for Sarah's hometown dog catcher, please inform me as to who that "dumber than dumber candidate" could possibly be?

Are all Republicans brain-dead now? Dumbya Bush surely was, since our real "leadership" (I use this word loosely) during the Dumbya administration was President Cheney and Vice President Halliburton Corporation!

Has the Republican Party sunk so low as to actually consider someone like Sarah Palin for the highest office in the land? My god, if she actually was our president, she would start World War Three on a whim!
And she would have American history revised to suit her brain-dead view of history. That is, assuming that we still have an "America" left two days after she moves into the Oval Office!
She may feel a need to nuke the Bahamas or some other "threatening" place! After all, according to Sarah, wasn't it the Bahamas who attacked Pearl Harbor in December of 1941?
And we would have to keep a "President Sarah" away from the National Zoo in Washington, D.C., lest she shoot all of the poor animals there! After all, she has Second Amendment Rights to move her cache of firearms into the White House with her, and shoot any squirrels or other animals near the White House, who threaten our national security!

God help us all!
 
 
+1 # jon 2011-06-07 19:31
Well said, Ken!
 
 
+4 # Ken Lonewolf 2011-06-07 09:58
BREAKING NEWS! Christmas has been cancelled for 2011! Possibly, even forever! Sarah just shot Santa's reindeer for a TV documentary about Sarah and her hunting skills. The reindeer were in a pen at Santa's home at the North Pole. It was like "shooting fish in a barrel" from Sarah's rented helicopter! The helicopter was reported to have been piloted by Jerry Springer! It was for a TV news documentary!

And yes, you guessed it, she even "gunned-down" Rudolph, as well! So even if Santa manages to get some replacement reindeer, he won't be able to get another reindeer with a red blinking nose to guide him through bad overcast weather! So Santa has announced that he won't be coming down chimneys this Christmas! He has retired on Social Security and Medicare, and he hopes that the Republicans don't cut his benefits!
The elves are planning funeral arrangements for the reindeer who were so viciously "gunned-down" by Sarah!
Santa and Mrs. Claus are too distraught to attend the burials of the reindeer.
In lieu of flowers, monetary donations can be sent to the Democratic Party Campaign Committee, to keep Sarah Palin from gaining any political office, anywhere!
 
 
+1 # KittatinyHawk 2011-06-08 07:11
Thanks for sending this warning, my husband has been helping Santa for 40 years and has not heard. We get no news during summer.
We have friends in Norway I will notify to get the reindeer ready and we have some here that must be prepared.

she just wasnot satisfied killing every species on West Coast with NRA and Wildlife Services now our reindeer.

Hope the Elves stay and do not decide to revolt...they get the Dwarfs and trolls together..Look out Republican Party
 
 
-1 # futhark 2011-06-07 11:47
Instead of ragging on Ms. Palin for her unique insight, why not take advantage of her historical expertise? She could doubtless answer some questions that have been nagging historical scholars for decades. For instance:

-Who warned the sailors and airmen of the Imperial Japanese Navy that there would be an attack on the United States Pacific Fleet at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii, on December 7, 1941?

-Who warned the soldiers of the German Wehrmacht that they would be attacking their erstwhile ally, the Soviet Union, in Operation Barbarossa on June 22, 1941?

-Did Franklin Roosevelt know about the Pearl Harbor attack in advance, but did nothing to stop it, or did he plan it, or did he have a special Japanese torpedo bomber fitted with hands-only controls so he could actively participate in the attack?

Sarah Palin "knows her American history". We'd all be grateful to be enlightened by her insight.
 
 
+1 # RSJ 2011-06-10 02:37
@ futhark: I hope you're being sarcastic, but it's hard to tell these days. I've had right-wingers assure me FDR actually started WWII as the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor was planned in Washington, and was secretly in league with Stalin to spread world Communism after the war, a commitment supposed carried on by Harry Truman and Dwight Eisenhower. (The only reason it didn't work was due to Joe McCarthy, Billy Graham and the John Birch Society.) They've also informed me there is no such thing as a socialist democracy since all socialist countries are really communist dictatorships. They were not kidding, they really believe this stuff, and their name wasn't 'Colbert'.
 
 
+4 # Dave Parsons 2011-06-07 18:41
This reminds me of watching George W and Al Gore debate in 2004. I thought GW sounded incredibly dumb until I realized he was talking in a 'code'. So is Palin. She is using Paul Revere to warn today's 'patriots' and 'militia' that the authorities are trying to take their guns, and her message is that the authorities, the socialist/fascist/nazi government that is in power now, is coming to take the guns of patriots and their 'militia' and that the appropriate response is to resist, as the patriots of 1776 did.
 
 
+5 # Pakalani 2011-06-08 01:10
Sarah Palin's mouth is far ahead of whatever is going on in her brain. To sum up, she's a blithering idiot. Go home Sarah, go home.
 
 
+3 # Christopher 2011-06-09 14:34
Palin fans attempted to rewrite Paul Revere’s Wikipedia page... thereby leaving crayon and Sharpie scrawling all over tens of thousands of computer screens nationwide!
 
 
+1 # RSJ 2011-06-10 02:40
LOL -- I can see it now, "paul reveer savin are 2nd mendment rites from the brits."
 

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