The Twelve Billion Dollar Diaper

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Written by Carl Peterson   
Tuesday, 24 July 2018 05:27

 

Today the White House announced that it is changing the president's Trade War Diaper at a cost to American taxpayers of $12 billion.  Informed by White House legislative liaison and long-time Charles Koch servant Marc Short that his trade war is harming American farmers, which in turn may harm Republican chances of retaining both houses of Congress in the upcoming midterm elections, which in turn may harm his chances of remaining in office through 2020, the Infant President is said to have quickly agreed to the diaper change.

Following the announcement, the Infant President appeared on the White House north lawn where he was photographed modeling his new diaper, embroidered in powder blue, all-caps cursive with the message, "No Collusion."

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