Written by Richard Raznikov   

Rick Santorum thinks women should prevent pregnancy by putting an aspirin between their legs. Want to testify on the President’s contraceptive rule? Not if you're a woman. Darrell Issa thinks you have nothing of importance to tell him. How about abortion? If you want one in Virginia, the legislature and governor think you should first be subject to a medical instrument shoved up your vagina.

Want access to birth control? Rush Limbaugh believes you should make a porn film for his entertainment.

What in the world is going on here?

Limbaugh in particular shows signs of serious mental health problems. Probably he’s fooling around with oxycontin again, but it doesn’t seem to be helping.

Limbaugh is the same useless prick who claimed that Michael J. Fox, who suffers from Parkinson’s Disease, was faking it when he made political statements about health care coverage. We’re talking about a really horrible human being.

The Georgetown University law student who Issa didn’t think had anything useful to offer his committee eventually testified at a hastily convened version of a committee the Democrats cobbled together. It was no big deal, what Sandra Fluke had to say, and not especially controversial except to people with troubled minds. Thus, Limbaugh.

He called her a lot of his favorite idiotic expressions, including ‘feminazi’, and labeled her a ‘slut’, presumably because she enjoys sex, or simply wants the option of enjoying sex, outside of marriage. In Limbaugh’s world, Fluke’s interest in insuring that health services include the availability of contraceptives makes her a prostitute. I know, I know.

“What does it say about the college coed Sandra Fluke, who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex, what does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? She wants to be paid to have sex. She’s having so much sex she can’t afford the contraception...”

Limbaugh followed this up with the remarkable demand that “if we’re going to pay for your contraceptives, and thus pay for you to have sex, we want you to post the videos online so we can all watch.”

Anyone out there who wants to take a baseball bat to Limbaugh’s skull and post the video online so we can all watch, I’ll help raise bail money.

What kind of mind would take someone’s advocacy of birth control and conflate that with prostitution? What kind of mind would then suggest that a woman who believed that the society had a legitimate interest in making contraception available ought to “pay” for access by filming her sexual activities for his enjoyment?

Anyone whose mind works like that is not very far away from the sickest perversions imaginable.

As usual, the great Bill Hicks had Limbaugh nailed perfectly. I am not going to print what Bill said in this column. I’m willing to print all sorts of stuff, as you know if you read my work regularly, but Bill’s take on Limbaugh is probably the most raw, disgusting thing he ever said about anybody, and that includes his tale of Jesse Helms and Jesse’s ‘collection of little shoes.’

Here’s the link. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Make sure there are no children or overly sensitive people present.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIT-SYVPV8s&feature=endscreen.

Maybe that was a little too edgy. How about George Carlin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzrxy9A7Ja4&feature=endscreen.

I don’t know what it will take to get this disgrace to the human race off radio and television, but it should be done. No more coddling twisted evil creeps like Limbaugh, the spreaders of hatred. Let him stand on a street corner and shout his lies. See how long he lasts.