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Geico Humanitarian Award

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Written by John Escher   
Tuesday, 23 August 2016 21:10

Pre-Election Announcement: Geico Pirate Ad to Receive Geico Humanitarian Award for Swinging Election to Hillary Clinton

Donald Trump Reacts from Trump Tower


I am not a pirate, not a pirate. And I do not stink, do not stink. Just ask Melania, Melania. That Crooked Hillary and her people, and her people, would descend on an ad agency in an election year, and twist one of the agency's ads to slime to slime the legitimately chosen candidate of the Republican Party, chosen in a landslide, in a landslide, is not only disgraceful evidence of election rigging but criminal behavior of the first order, first order, and who is the actor that plays the pirate, Anthony Hopkiins? He has always hated me, hated me ever since he played Hannibal Lector, Hannibal Lector, so you can't trust him.

Listen, folks, I have first rate experience in the entertainment industry, so I know a dirty dealing when I see one, in fact I wrote the book on the subject, my favorite book after The Bible.

Believe me, folks, when you watch this Geico ad with its cute contention, oh so smug contention that a pirate always repeats itself, you know that vast sums, vast sums of corporate money were involved. I therefore call for a Congressional Investigation to start next Thursday, to examine the disgraceful assertion, disgraceful assertion, that a pirate repeats itself, repeats itself, that's what it does.

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