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Written by Lorian Eades   
Thursday, 05 June 2014 04:21
"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”
- Kurt Vonnegut from “Mother Night"

Dr Peter Gibson is the guy often credited with demonstrating that non-celiac gluten sensitivity is a real condition. His 2011 study was touted by many as the basic cause of all manner of human health issues. People began avoiding anything that might have gluten and began reporting how much better their lives had become. It seemed that human agriculture and cuisine had been based upon one of the most toxic substances in the known universe.

Now the good doctor has reversed his earlier conclusion. He wasn’t satisfied with his original research (even though is was fairly well designed) and went a step further with a newer study. With much better controls, he was able to identify the source of his subject’s gastrointestinal distress.

The bottom line… non-celiac gluten sensitivity is probably a psychological condition.

Of course, the release of this study is evidence that Dr Peter has sold out to agribusiness and GMO concerns - just follow the money as gluten free food has grown to over a $10 billion market with 30% of Americans wishing they consumed less gluten. Big Wheat wants it's market share back. It is certain that this research is the product of a government and business conspiracy to artificially prop up grain farmers while poisoning their citizens/consumers. With so many people complaining about how gluten has destroyed their lives is it just not possible that they could be self-delusional. After all, we all know THEY are out to get us.

As always, I remain your diligent investigator and will relentlessly search for evidence that gluten is being released in jet liner chemtrails (causing ADHD), added to municipal water supplies (causing dementia) and is the main ingredient in vaccines (causing autism).

Beware brother, beware!
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