Borowitz writes: "In a new plan designed to combat vaccine hesitancy, President Biden said that he was considering an executive order banning all covid vaccines."
President Joe Biden. (photo: Tom Brenner/Reuters)
31 July 21
The article below is satire. Andy Borowitz is an American comedian and New York Times-bestselling author who satirizes the news for his column, "The Borowitz Report." 
n a new plan designed to combat vaccine hesitancy, President Biden said that he was considering an executive order banning all COVID vaccines.
The order would make it illegal to obtain a vaccine except in certain cases and, even then, only after a thorough background check and waiting period.
“We must eliminate the scourge of vaccination once and for all,” Biden said. “Enough is enough.”
News of an impending vaccine ban sent lines at previously deserted vaccination centers snaking around the block, according to reports.
Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene took to the floor of the House to excoriate the ban, calling it a “classic case of government overreach that shows the fingerprints of George Soros and the Rothschilds.”
