Borowitz writes: "Moments after watching the second night of Democratic Presidential debates, a reportedly shaken Donald J. Trump wrote a check to the campaign of former Vice-President Joe Biden."
Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. (photo: Saul Loeb/Getty)
Terrified Trump Writes Check to Biden Campaign
28 June 19
The article below is satire. Andy Borowitz is an American comedian and New York Times-bestselling author who satirizes the news for his column, "The Borowitz Report." 
oments after watching the second night of Democratic Presidential debates, a reportedly shaken Donald J. Trump wrote a check to the campaign of former Vice-President Joe Biden.
Trump took a break from the G-20 summit to watch the Thursday-night contest and emerged from the viewing �ashen and trembling,� one G-20 colleague said.
Later, Trump was overheard trying to enlist Russian President Vladimir Putin to support the Biden 2020 effort.
�Please, you�ve got to help Joe. He�s in trouble,� Trump pleaded with the Russian.
�Stop being such a baby,� Putin reportedly snapped.
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