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Borowitz writes: "The embattled Presidential adviser Kellyanne Conway will leave her post at the White House, effective immediately, and begin a new job at the Kremlin on Friday, the White House and the Kremlin have confirmed."

Kellyanne Conway. (photo: Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)
Kellyanne Conway. (photo: Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)


Kellyanne Conway to Leave White House Immediately and Begin New Job at Kremlin

By Andy Borowitz, The New Yorker

17 June 19

 

The article below is satire. Andy Borowitz is an American comedian and New York Times-bestselling author who satirizes the news for his column, "The Borowitz Report."


he embattled Presidential adviser Kellyanne Conway will leave her post at the White House, effective immediately, and begin a new job at the Kremlin on Friday, the White House and the Kremlin have confirmed.

Conway, who has served as a counsellor to President Donald Trump, will serve as a counsellor to President Vladimir Putin.

The White House press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, announced the news in sombre fashion. “Everyone here is happy for Kellyanne, but our nation has lost a great liar,” she said.

Conway told reporters that she was excited to work in “a country that doesn’t have dumb old laws like the Hatch Act.”

“As a federal employee, there were so many restrictions on getting involved in American elections, but at the Kremlin that’ll be my main job,” she said.

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+5 # Rodion Raskolnikov 2019-06-17 16:42
This is really funny. Maybe she should have gone to North Korea. They need her. Too much truth going on there.
 
 
+8 # DongiC 2019-06-17 22:44
Sir Donald Trump and the White House staff will sorely miss Kellyanne Conway, this year's winner of the Benedict Arnold award for out and out deception. Her ability to generate fake news was second only to Trump himself, a known master in the field of successful prevarication.

We wish Kelleyanne continued success in the art of misleading stories and although she's now up against some of the best prevaricators in the world, we know her natural talent will carry her through to new depths of deception. Carry on, KC, tell it the way it isn't.
 
 
+3 # opinionaire 2019-06-18 04:46
Oh, that this was actually so!
 
 
+3 # revhen 2019-06-18 08:00
Sounds only too true! (LOL)
 
 
+1 # Wise woman 2019-06-18 17:23
At this point, I don't think her job description will be any different than it has been with the donald!
 

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