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Brown writes: "Prison was a formative experience. Thank you, Department of Justice!"

Barrett Brown enjoys an Egg McMuffin after being released from prison. (photo: FreeBarrettBrown/Twitter)
Barrett Brown enjoys an Egg McMuffin after being released from prison. (photo: FreeBarrettBrown/Twitter)


I, Barrett Brown, Have Returned

By Barrett Brown, D Magazine

04 December 16

 

Prison was a formative experience. Thank you, Department of Justice!

our years ago, after my overly dramatic arrest by the FBI, I vowed to return to Dallas at the time of its greatest peril, or anyway I meant to vow this. Now I have fulfilled the promise I definitely intended to make; my sentence complete, on Tuesday I rode from a South Texas prison with my mom and dad and Alex Winter for some reason to a halfway house 20 minutes south of downtown. I live in a room with five drug dealers. We have a TV and an Xbox 360. When I came in, they were watching the 1990 Charlie Sheen vehicle Navy Seals, a film of extraordinary obnoxiousness. Further reports will follow.

Special thanks to Julian Assange and Sarah Harrison for releasing the 60,000 HBGary emails in honor of my release. Greetings to my various enemies. Down with all human institutions.


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