Borowitz writes: "According to the poll, viewers who went into tonight's debate thinking that Trump was one of the most horrible people that they had ever seen were still totally unprepared for the depths of awfulness he displayed during the televised contest."
Scott Walker, Donald Trump and Jeb Bush. (photo: Chip Somodevilla/Getty)
Trump More Heinous Than Previously Thought
07 August 15
The article below is satire. Andy Borowitz is an American comedian and New York Times-bestselling author who satirizes the news for his column, "The Borowitz Report." 
he billionaire Donald Trump shocked the American people Thursday night by proving to be considerably more heinous than they had previously thought, an instant poll taken after the debate shows.
According to the poll, viewers who went into tonight’s debate thinking that Trump was one of the most horrible people that they had ever seen were still totally unprepared for the depths of awfulness he displayed during the televised contest.
When presented with the descriptors “loathsome,” “appalling,” and “monstrous,” viewers who witnessed Trump’s interaction with Fox News’s Megyn Kelly said that none of those words did justice to how odious Trump was.
Partially as a result of his debate performance, the poll shows, Trump is now the first choice of seventy per cent of Republican voters.
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