Borowitz writes: "In his weekly radio address, President Barack Obama reaffirmed his love of country, telling the nation, 'I love America-even its idiots.'"
Barack Obama. (photo: Bloomberg)
22 February 15
The article below is satire. Andy Borowitz is an American comedian and New York Times-bestselling author who satirizes the news for his column, "The Borowitz Report."
n his weekly radio address, President Barack Obama reaffirmed his love of country, telling the nation, �I love America�even its idiots.�
Expanding on this theme, the President said, �America is made up of all kinds of people: young and old, weak and strong, smart and dumb. And when the really dumb ones get up and act like total clowns, I still love them, because they are part of America. In fact, a really big part.�
In a call for unity, the President concluded, �Let�s all work together for the United States of America. And if that means putting aside our differences�including our sometimes vast differences in intelligence�so be it.�