Borowitz writes: "Talking to reporters at the George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum in Dallas, the President said he did not read the news before composing his latest work."
George W. Bush jokingly makes a face as he tries to open a locked door as he leaves a press conference in Beijing, China, Sunday, Nov. 20, 2005. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)
22 June 14
resident George W. Bush unveiled his latest offering as an artist today�a painting of what he imagines Iraq looks like now.
Talking to reporters at the George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum in Dallas, the President said he did not read the news before composing his latest work. �I was never big on that,� he said.
Pronouncing himself pleased with his painting of Iraq, Mr. Bush said he was getting to work on a new painting entitled, �The World�s Really Nice Climate.�
