Written by John Escher   

The commentato Brian Williams' new niche at MSNBC is just what that television setup needs (not). He is the only announcer capable of telling us: If you are at the movies while the attendants are cooking popcorn, if you are out in nature where frogs are making popping sounds, if you are packing valuable possessions and step on a piece of bubblewrap by mistake, hit the deck, because someone is shooting a gun and the bullets are real.