Do we all just IMAGINE that we can control life, when perhaps all life controls us? Maybe our attemps at "control" gives a Cosmic Operating Principle (COP) the energy to make black holes that are composed of flatulence! Imagine that we are all just human viruses inside of the COP. This COP FEELS all its human viruses, all the world's families, races, all the genders, all the religions arguing, fighting, warring, over "Life and Death" issues, and this COP knows that what we CALL "Life and Death" issues are just symptomatic results of us all being mere "human" viruses! The only time this COP becomes intensely interested are the very rare times when some of its human viruses sense intuitively and instinctively how insignificant they are, and then communicate that through SUBLIMINAL HUMOR, which the COP feels as a kind of cosmic orgasm!

What the COP is most curious about may be the few times when we HUMAN VIRUSES "get it"! Like when Michael Richards learns what it is like to be humbled, when as a result of using the "N" word, Richards finally learned that his own language used him instead of vice versa. The COP pays close attention on occasions, like when Charlie Sheen gets an inkling that maybe all his money, and all his fame, and all his past has been a JOKE ON HIM! The COP notes when IMF banker-type viruses get "cleaned up" by maids, too. Similarly, the COP stretches cosmic "muscle strings", when our greatest "viruses" make fun of themselves i.e., when Einstein sticks his tongue out in a photo that goes exponentially "viral"! The COP is especially thrilled, and lets out a cosmic burp that re-orders chaos every so often, when a philosopher-type comedian like Socrates comes along and says he knows that he does not know!

Perhaps we will all provide the biggest laugh of all to the COP when, as our viral DNA evolves to the point, maybe sooner than later, that we all help the digestion of the COP when we pre-digest OURSELVES with atomic, nuclear warfare! Such a "catastrophe" would only be the equivalent of a spicy meal to the COP! All human viruses, with few exceptions, are unaware that they all are nuclear "war heads" themselves and are just infecting each other with their viral "cancer" of their own self-hatred, and the only immunity they have are the very few anti-viruses that speak a subliminal language of "humor immunity". This humor anti-virus remains uninterpreted because the viruses are all propelled by their spiraling, out of control, evolutionarily determined DNA, to commit suicide, i.e., become digested, used for cosmic energy, and eventually eliminated, by the COP. Only the subliminal anti-virus, like the humor from Bill Maher, and others like him will affect the COP and make any difference, otherwise, the COP will let out a big, long, deep sigh of gratitude and be able to go to sleep, because the accident that was "us" will have been eliminated and flushed away into the universes' "toilet".