Written by Eugene Lutz   

The War on Drugs Protection Racket

Listen up-here’s the deal. If you want to do drugs, go ahead, but remember, they’re bad for you, so in order to protect you from your own stupidity, we’re ordering you not to do them. If you still do them, we’re gonna have to “protect” you by throwing you in prison, and maybe you’ll thank us for this some day, and maybe if you do, we’ll take your name off our list of bad people that shouldn’t get jobs. We wouldn’t want any of this stuff to happen to you, and I’m sure you wouldn’t either.