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Borowitz writes: "Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney told supporters on Friday that he was 'incredibly relieved' to be able to keep the approximately five to ten residences he owns across the country."

Mitt Romney. (photo: Bill Pugliano/Getty Images)
Mitt Romney. (photo: Bill Pugliano/Getty Images)


Romney Incredibly Relieved That He Can Keep All His Houses

By Andy Borowitz, The New Yorker

01 February 15

 

The article below is satire. Andy Borowitz is an American comedian and New York Times-bestselling author who satirizes the news for his column, "The Borowitz Report."

ormer Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney told supporters on Friday that he was “incredibly relieved” to be able to keep the approximately five to ten residences he owns across the country.

“Having to talk about how much I care about ordinary Americans and so forth—I was game for that,” he said. “But having to sell all of those houses? That was going to be brutal.”

The 2012 Republican nominee said that he was especially glad he did not have to part with the car elevator in his eleven-thousand-square-foot mansion in La Jolla. “Come on, that thing is neat,” he said.


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