Borowitz writes: "Testing the political waters in Iowa today, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie said that if he is elected President, he would bring the flow of illegal immigrants over the U.S.-Mexico border to a virtual standstill."
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. (photo: AP)
Christie: I Would Bring Traffic Over the Border to a Standstill
20 July 14
The article below is satire. Andy Borowitz is an American comedian and New York Times-bestselling author who satirizes the news for his column, "The Borowitz Report."
esting the political waters in Iowa today, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie said that if he is elected President, he would bring the flow of illegal immigrants over the U.S.-Mexico border to a virtual standstill.
“There are ways of keeping people from getting to where they want to go,” Christie said, claiming that he was the only Republican hopeful with the hands-on experience necessary to fix the border crisis.
The New Jersey governor was vague about how he would halt traffic over the border, but exuded confidence that he was the right man for the job.
“I’d make a few phone calls,” he said. “It would get done.”
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